May 2013
16 posts
JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT SCHOOL TO BE OOVVEEERRRR AND GO TO KOREA AND EAT KOREAN FOOD LOL UGUGHGHGHH
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
Sometimes people have nothing to say because they’re too empty.
And sometimes...
– Yasmin Mogahed (via hellanne)
andrew-song:
i see why it is so easy for people to become so cynical. the lack of understanding between humans is strange
The Shawshank Redemption was really good.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen such a good movie like that.
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
April 2013
30 posts
joetrohnam:
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
colonelhathi:
japan ≠ korea ≠ china
pakistan is not in the middle east
most muslims aren’t arabs
geishas are not prostitutes
mexico is a very small part of latin america
there are 54 countries in africa
china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
1 tag
oh my god why is it already thursday I haven’t even started doing anything yet
mojosodope178:
deal-breaker:
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
this is so accurate i want to cry
thewonderousland:
“Never tell your problems to anyone… 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.”
March 2013
7 posts
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book